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After thinking about it long and hard, I think Meguiars is in need of some serious in-house counsel (and since none can be found on this site), I'm offering my services as the next best thing...
Here are my terms:
- $500,000/yr (what??? a man's gotta eat... and I happen to eat a lot)
- unlimited supply of all Meguiar's products + personal detailing lessons by Mike P (squared), Tim (and a few non-Meg's employees that post here and do unbelievable work).
- a home in zip code 90210 (yes I am an east coaster and but for the show, I wouldn't know if they were moving me to Compton or Beverly Hills until it was too late).
- a pool (I hear it is hot by yall)
- someone to do my work, since I'll be too busy playing with all my toys
FAILURE TO MEET THESE DEMANDS AND YOU'LL LOSE THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITIES TO EMPLOY THE MOST INTELLIGENT ATTORNEY IN MY HOME. I WILL CONSIDER THESE DEAL ACCEPTED AND BINDING UPON BARRY MEGUIAR, IF ACCEPTED BY ANY FORUM MEMBER.*
*Actually, I'll be willing to work for yall for a year if ya hook a brother up with some M105.
Here are my terms:
- $500,000/yr (what??? a man's gotta eat... and I happen to eat a lot)
- unlimited supply of all Meguiar's products + personal detailing lessons by Mike P (squared), Tim (and a few non-Meg's employees that post here and do unbelievable work).
- a home in zip code 90210 (yes I am an east coaster and but for the show, I wouldn't know if they were moving me to Compton or Beverly Hills until it was too late).
- a pool (I hear it is hot by yall)
- someone to do my work, since I'll be too busy playing with all my toys
FAILURE TO MEET THESE DEMANDS AND YOU'LL LOSE THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITIES TO EMPLOY THE MOST INTELLIGENT ATTORNEY IN MY HOME. I WILL CONSIDER THESE DEAL ACCEPTED AND BINDING UPON BARRY MEGUIAR, IF ACCEPTED BY ANY FORUM MEMBER.*
*Actually, I'll be willing to work for yall for a year if ya hook a brother up with some M105.
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