Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

[3Fitty]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

I'm sorry but my dog house is too small for both of us. (Hey, that's all I can afford in this market)

Well move over, its about to get cozy at Zoran enterprises (you see, I'm use to spending time in the dog house).

[Michael Stoops]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

Hired! I feel like Vinnie Chase on Entourage... I'm getting my own Entourage, does Barry know he's paying for all of them?

Now all we need to do is find a mansion to live in that will fit us all (and our cars of course).

I'd quit my job to come work with you guys too but, well.........................

I already work here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am, however, open to having you negotiate my first performance review.

[TimG]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

Just call Barry up and tell him to put it on 3Fitty's account. We're so tight, he actually calls me "homie".

nothing beats a good laugh to start the day.

ps: can I be Turtle like in entourage?


Tim

[3Fitty]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

I'd quit my job to come work with you guys too but, well.........................

I already work here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am, however, open to having you negotiate my first performance review.

Well, since we are now co-workers, I have seen many of your posts here and you are a wealth of information. If you are making a penny under $300k, Barry just gave you a raise to!

Performance is off the charts. I almost want to fire you, just so I can be the one who hires you!

[3Fitty]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

nothing beats a good laugh to start the day.

ps: can I be Turtle like in entourage?


Tim

Perfect... one driver for my wife, one for me! Turtle it is, + a big raise for having 151 in your avatar (I'm getting mine on Thursday)!

[ZoranC]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

Well move over, its about to get cozy at Zoran enterprises (you see, I'm use to spending time in the dog house).

Man, what has life come to, I am getting kicked out of the dog house.

[ZoranC]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

I'd quit my job to come work with you guys too but, well.........................

I already work here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rubbing it in, huh? (Rubbing it in, get the joke )

[Ryan L.]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

The IS350 is the only good thing that has happened to me since I've been married (okay and maybe the mail man's kids too). Unfortunately Ryan, while I love your "list o'links", you are officially fired.

As an employee at will, you have NO RECOURSE and since I consider the insubordination, I will fight any claims for unemployment benefits.

Did I say give me your IS350? I meant that I would buy you another one...

[3Fitty]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

Did I say give me your IS350? I meant that I would buy you another one...

Since I'll probably need some detailing tips in the future and to save myself from groveling in the future, salary doubled + 8 weeks vacation and Zoran is your new roommate (he needs a place to stay).

[guitarman502]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

ya know... totally off topic... but I think we need to get Barry posting in the forum, I think I would give up my new job just to meet Barry.

[Andy M.]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

Hey,

I need a new job also! Will anyone put in a word for me?????

Andy

[ZoranC]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

... and Zoran is your new roommate (he needs a place to stay).

[Michael Stoops]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

Rubbing it in, huh? (Rubbing it in, get the joke )

[J. A. Michaels]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

This is so great. 2 raises in my first week. So this the good life huh. lol

[jmitch8011]

Re: Okay Meguiars, this is my last offer...

ARe u still Hiring? I have a 5 gallon drum of 151 and that's just your sample starter kit for free if you hire me!