Are U car CraaAaaZy??!?!?!!??

[Superior Shine]

1. you jump out of the shower and dry yourself with a M-9909 , Microfiber Drying Towel.

2. you put D-1700, Hyper dressing, on your shoes. MIXED 1:1!

3. you talk so much about proper paint care that your three year old daughter (or son) can identify swirl marks on a white car going down the freeway at night!

4. you allowed your block buster and/or hollywood video card to expire because all you whatch every Saturday night is "How To Remove Paint Defects", #PES101V

5. you replaced your kids PLAY-DOH with C-2000, DETAILING CLAY!

6. Last but not least, you have a pet cat , hamster, dog and parrot all named "Barry"!

[Tim Lingor]

Hey Joe!!

Fantastic Post!!

The scary part is that I could probably relate to a couple of those!!

Tim

[gb387]

Thats good! Funny

[scottlee]

i am lol-ing at this because i used nxt protectant on my black wing tips before church yesterday LOL

[Marc08EX]

good one.. hahaha

[Vandelete]

may i add a number 7?

#when you go out.. you spray yourself under with the quick detailer... and smell 1 day like cherry`s ...guranteed attraction by women (negative attention is attention too)

[HotRodGuy]

Haha, I took the GC Rich Leather Cleaner to my shoes last week

[FlaresideLariat]

I have something to add.

-You wash your hair with NXT carwash soap and follow up with Gold Class car wash as conditioner, for that sleek shine.

[Lt1Corvette]

I have used tech wax to clean my glasses a few times. It works really well.

[Superior Shine]

Here is another -

YOU TELL YOUR REALTOR THAT YOUR LOOKING FOR A GARAGE WITH A NICE HOUSE.

You and a buddy come across an old oil lamp. He rubs on it and a genie pops out. He says since both of you are here I will grant you each a wish, a wish for anything your heart desires-women, power, riches-ANYTHING.

Your buddy goes first and says he took all morning washing claying and waxing his car. His wish is for all cars to be as smooth as just clayed with C2000 and to always shine as if they were just waxed with NXT.

The genie snaps his fingers and WHAAAA-LAAAA all the cars around you instantly have a deep brilliant shine.

Now it is your turn. The genie asks what you want. You have a huge grin on your face as youre looking at all these beautiful vehicles everywhere then you turn to the genie and say, " I'LL TAKE A CHEESE BURGER AND A DIET COKE"

[Superior Shine]

I just signed up for Net Flixs and requested - Meguiars , "How To Remove Paint Defects" video!

Thet said, "WHAAAAAAAAT??"

[Lydia]

-You polish your baby grand piano with DC #2 (I saw a professional piano refinisher/cleaner doing it so of course I had to try it) and think it works better than any other polish out there!

-You try ScratchX on your cell phone and CD player!

-You clay your cell phone!

[JG_Detailing]

Your car crazy if you was your car more then twice aweek. Or after you wash your car you try to find something else on your car you can detail.

[Magic]

NXT Metal Polish on your Stainless Steel toaster..

Quik Wax on your sons Telescope to bring back lost shine

NXT Glass Cleaner on your dresser mirrors

Quik Detailer on your Fridge to remove fingerprints

I could go on, but I'll stop while people think I have a little sanity left..

[CivicEM205]

lol great posts. I'm guilty of claying and NXT'ing my mountain bike. I also regularly use the Gold Class Rich Leather Cleaner & Conditioner on my leather sofa, as well as my leather cell phone case.