Fortune Cookie!

[BlueZero]

So today at lunch I open my fortune cookie and it says I'm fat!

"Work on improving your exercise routine."

I was feeling sort of bad for not eating healthier anyway, but just thought that was funny.

Anyone else have any funny fortunes they received or any that came true.

[PorscheGuy997]

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Unfortunately, this didn't come true...





...no this isn't real.

[BlueZero]

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[camisdad1]

Re: Fortune Cookie!

Just last week I opened a fortune cookie and there was no fortune in it. I thought that might be a bad omen...

But the best one I ever got, the slip of paper said "Help! I'm being held hostage in a Chinese bakery!"

[Ryan L.]

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I have gotten a couple good ones...maybe because I eat at Panda Express too much.

One says "Your place in life is in the drivers seat." I found that one pretty cool because it was the day before I got my license, and I love driving. The paper is still in my wallet right behind my drivers license.

Ryan

[Superior Shine]

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You know I never read them. It drives people crazy!!