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    To my darling husband,

    Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

    Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

    I was coming home from the store, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

    The garage door might need a little repair. The pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I don't think your car is damaged too bad. It might need a buffing or something.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
    forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

    I ' m enclosing a picture for you.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

    Your loving wife.

    XOXOXO
    Freedom prospers when Christianity is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged

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    Freedom prospers when Christianity is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged

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      the picture doesn't work.

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        Originally posted by Superior Shine View Post
        The garage door might need a little repair. The pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I don't think your car is damaged too bad. It might need a buffing or something.
        I had a mental PICTURE .....LMAO....
        Joe's detailing (Since 2002)
        ''We begin where the car wash Ends.''
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          Freedom prospers when Christianity is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged

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            Sorry to see your car like that....
            2017 Subaru WRX Premium - WR Blue

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              is this really your's joe? .. wait... scratch that (no pun intended) i now see the arkansas plates.

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                No, just a joke I found online somewhere.
                Freedom prospers when Christianity is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged

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                  think you could buff that out.. the ferrari 360 ... man i almost cry looking at that picture... i think we need a moment of silence.

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                    About split a gut laughing so hard...

                    That's funny...

                    Mike Phillips
                    760-515-0444
                    showcargarage@gmail.com

                    "Find something you like and use it often"

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                      SYDSTER

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                        I got the same e-mail only at the bottom of the letter it said: "P.S. Your girlfriend called". I thought maybe that led to the sudden forward acceleration.
                        You repair things with tools. You fix things with a hammer.

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                          I think that guy never returned home ehh?!

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                            Just in case you wanted to read the real story... Double Parked
                            Scott

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                              If there was ever a time to flee the scene of a traffic crash, I'd say that would be the time!!!
                              A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

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