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Re: You know your OBSESSED with a clean car when...
When you are found at 2am detailing your neighbors' cars.
When your favorite video to watch is the "How to use a PC for showcar results", and you would interrupt your children watching Dora the Explorer, or your wife watching the soap operas to watch it.
When you would rather stretch over the hood of your car and take the hit of a juicy bird bomb instead of letting it hit your car.
When you talk threateningly to birds as they pass by or over your car.
When strangers see you talking to your car as you detail it.
When you would rather sleep in your car than with your wife.
When you would rather buy Meguiar's products than buy food.
When friends call and ask what's up, and you answer that you are detailing your car again, because a leaf fell on it.
When you swear at trees in the autumn as they try and drop their leaves or acorns on your car.
When you use a water magnet towel as a bath towel.
When you would rather detour 5 miles than drive near a dumptruck or concrete truck.
When the wife is going into labor, and you would rather wait for a cab than let her in your car.
When you see a cat near your car, and you run out with your gun.
When you read 8 pages on an internet forum of other car nuts' obsessive tendencies...
When you are found at 2am detailing your neighbors' cars.
When your favorite video to watch is the "How to use a PC for showcar results", and you would interrupt your children watching Dora the Explorer, or your wife watching the soap operas to watch it.
When you would rather stretch over the hood of your car and take the hit of a juicy bird bomb instead of letting it hit your car.
When you talk threateningly to birds as they pass by or over your car.
When strangers see you talking to your car as you detail it.
When you would rather sleep in your car than with your wife.
When you would rather buy Meguiar's products than buy food.
When friends call and ask what's up, and you answer that you are detailing your car again, because a leaf fell on it.
When you swear at trees in the autumn as they try and drop their leaves or acorns on your car.
When you use a water magnet towel as a bath towel.
When you would rather detour 5 miles than drive near a dumptruck or concrete truck.
When the wife is going into labor, and you would rather wait for a cab than let her in your car.
When you see a cat near your car, and you run out with your gun.
When you read 8 pages on an internet forum of other car nuts' obsessive tendencies...
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