The detailer's motto....

[DaGonz]

You can't be too rich, too thin or have too many buffers, PC's, cutting pads, polishing pads, finishing pads, wax applicators, microfiber towels, regular terry towels, shop towels, waxes, polishes, cleaners, brushes, wash mitts.....

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[sneek]

lol you have too many when your broke or in debt from buying all that stuff

[Scottwax]

You forgot the part about when a person says "my car is in really good shape" it is actually a rolling landfill!