Submit your Wit: "If you can read this..."

[WaspHunter]

Alright, I was recently inspired by both Beercan's "Don't touch my truck" decal, and Joe's "Are you car crazy?" threads.

So I thought I'd see if anyone could finish this poster:


So far I've thought up the boring ones:
"I've done my job well"
"I'm not spending enough time with my friends/family/girl"
"This panel is now swirl-free"
"My arms hurt"
"I'm parked" (That probably makes a better bumper sticker)

You get the idea guys 'n' girls, show us some wit!

[TKDDAD]

"...you'll want me to detail your car too !"

[Superior Shine]

------- YOUR TOO CLOSE TO MY CAR !!!!

[sneek]

Originally posted by Superior Shine
------- YOUR TOO CLOSE TO MY CAR !!!!

funny that you say that cause all the busses in our city have a sticker saying "if you are traveling 50k and you can read this you are following too close" but my buddy almost hit a bus trying to read it

[Murr1525]

I have always enjoyed the "If you can read this roll me over." stickers/decals.

[JG_Detailing]

If you can read this....."I used Meguiar's on my car!"

[atclew]

(ala Yosemite Sam) ..."then BACK OFF YA LILLY LIVERED VARMINT"

[Michael Stoops]

".......then I must have left that darn box tied to my bumper!"


".......you'd better stop reading it and pay attention to the road ahead of you."


"......you're probably feeling really bad about how dirty YOUR car looks right about now!"