what more need be said-YIKES!

[Superior Shine]

NOT WITH THE WORDS "SWIRL" AND "MARK" ON IT!!!

[Pete-FWA]

That picture looked familiar. Had to think a second, then I remembered: my brothers and I were cleaning out the garage at an older relative's house this past spring. He had a very similar if not identical paint torture device. It got scrapped.

Any instructions with that one? Is lye soap recommended?

"Puts the swirls on AS you wash!" <----truth in advertising

"Use Swirlon and get your swirl on!"

Wait, now that I read, I see it's only for older Lincolns

[gb387]

Funny... I got a good laugh from your posts.

SS, why don't you try it out on your neighbors car and let us know how it works. You know... offer them a "free" wash using the "Swirlon Mark II System", after your done point out all the problems on the paint then offer your detailing services and yes, charge them for the detail.

[Shiny Lil Detlr]

hahahaha oh man, I hope some marketing team got canned for that one

[Jeff Smith]

I wonder how old that is. I guess likely before clear coats came along.

[the other pc]

[sneek]

that just too funny

[Scottwax]

Now I know what to put on my Christmas list!

[rusty bumper]

I had a similar product years ago, but I took it back after the 1st wash.

Just didn't know any better back then.

[sneek]

funny thing is they still sell it
http://www.flitz-polish.com/products.asp?PRODUCT=SWIRLONIV01&CAT=BOSL&TRAIL=MAIN,BOSL%2C

[LiquidBlack]

The regular brush (grey) doesnt look as scary as the older product. Looks semi-soft, but nowhere near as soft as Meguiar's Body Brush.

The orange brush, on the other hand... thats real scary. Looks like a nail brush.

[jerm]

Looks like it's from the pre clear coat era.

[sneek]

lol but now you can add dish soap!