car colors and birds

[G Force]

a friend of mine has a metallic brown vehicle regularly parked next to mine which is metallic silver.
His car is daily covered with bird drops and they keep on picking his metallic brown door mirrors,they don't care for my metallic silver car.
Did anyone else experience this ? How to keep these birds away ?

thanks

[Selectchoice]

Re: car colors and birds

Simple. Contact ACME Enterprises and ask for a Mr Wile E. Coyote. He can demonstrate the benefits of their "ACME Metallic Birdseed". It works in collaboration with his "ACME Giant Magnet". Excellent at keeping the birds away, and this month comes with a bonus pair of "ACME Rocket Rollerskates". (Works on ALL colors not just metallic brown.) ACME are great at mail order too. Ship their products really fast and direct to your location...