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    HELP ME PLEASE! Someone call 911 QUIK...

    I was literally forced to take my new car out in the rain for the first time since new last February!!!

    There my baby sits at 95% and my grit guard, Water Magnet, and Meg MF Chamois don't arrive 'til next Wednesday!!!

    My wife suggested soaking in a hot tub filled with NXT Car Wash last night. That helped me somewhat, but today things haven't gotten one bit better.

    I've tried a dab of Ultimate Quik Detailer on my wrists and behind the ears, but my condition just seems to worsen!

    It's only been less than 24 hours. I dunno if I'll make it!

    I'm also worried that when my wife comes home from the office and I don't smell like a car rag, she'll think I'm seeing someone else!

    Suggestions please! I'm fading fast!
    "If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research would it? (Albert Einstein 1879-1955)
    BOB
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    Bob,

    I think that you have a bit too much time on your hands. Shoot at 61, you could even get a job.

    Tom

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      That's funny!
      Scott

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        Originally posted by tguil View Post
        Bob,

        Shoot at 61, you could even get a job.

        Tom
        Get a yob? Wuss dat?
        "If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research would it? (Albert Einstein 1879-1955)
        BOB

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          Re: HELP ME PLEASE! Someone call 911 QUIK...

          Waste of bandwidth.
          NOTE: Post count does not reflect actual detailing knowledge.

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            You should lather your skin in leather conditioner, it will soothe how you feel.

            I once put swirls in my paint just to see what it looked like.
            I don't always detail cars, but when I do, I prefer Meguiar's.
            Remove swirls my friends.

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              Re: HELP ME PLEASE! Someone call 911 QUIK...

              Originally posted by RGP View Post
              I was literally forced to take my new car out in the rain for the first time since new last February!!!

              There my baby sits at 95% and my grit guard, Water Magnet, and Meg MF Chamois don't arrive 'til next Wednesday!!!

              My wife suggested soaking in a hot tub filled with NXT Car Wash last night. That helped me somewhat, but today things haven't gotten one bit better.

              I've tried a dab of Ultimate Quik Detailer on my wrists and behind the ears, but my condition just seems to worsen!

              It's only been less than 24 hours. I dunno if I'll make it!

              I'm also worried that when my wife comes home from the office and I don't smell like a car rag, she'll think I'm seeing someone else!

              Suggestions please! I'm fading fast!
              You, sir, have developed OCD (Obsessive Cleaning Disorder).

              I will have to ask you to step away from your vehicle immediately and accompany with your wife for the evening without thinking about your vehicle!!

              Do as I say and you will not hurt yourself!

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                Originally posted by the_invisible View Post
                You, sir, have developed OCD (Obsessive Cleaning Disorder).
                It's a dual diagnosis. I also have MAD

                Meguiar's Acquisition Disorder
                "If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research would it? (Albert Einstein 1879-1955)
                BOB

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                  I think that we all have too much time on our hands. Better grab a buffer.

                  Tom

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                    This man clearly has issues, Junior. I'm going to take his car and impound it as valuable evidence. You hear me? Valuable evidence!
                    Shane
                    1995 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera SL

                    If you trim yourself to fit the world you'll whittle yourself away. - Aaron Tippin

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                        Some people have to have smelling salts, sounds like you need to grab some Gold Class wax... QUICK!!
                        Sleepy

                        Love the Classics!

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                          "What d'ya think Doc?"

                          "Well Frank,this is a simple case of Hydrophobia."


                          Just kiddin' Bob!

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                            Cute post Eddie!!!

                            I always really liked Leslie Nielsen; particularly in Airplane. My kind of dry sense of humor. I'd use it more on the forum, but people often take that kinda thing the wrong way. That's why I use so many "emotions".
                            "If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research would it? (Albert Einstein 1879-1955)
                            BOB

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                              Originally posted by RGP View Post


                              Cute post Eddie!!!

                              I always really liked Leslie Nielsen; particularly in Airplane. My kind of dry sense of humor. I'd use it more on the forum, but people often take that kinda thing the wrong way. That's why I use so many "emotions".

                              Yeah! and Police Squad...the series...Loved that show.

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