My brother was trying to kill me.

[dope92cc]

I got him to order me a g110 express pack with his paypal the day before ADS was to close for a week.

He brought it over after he got off work. He walks in with one box, it had everything inside exept the DA and the label said "1 of 1".
He actually expected me to get mad and have a fit like Whoopsie Goldberg.

Good joke but not funny at all.
When I wax his truck tonight, should I leave him a bill?

[pcunite]

Re: My brother was trying to kill me.

lol!

[ClearlyCoated]

Re: My brother was trying to kill me.

When I wax his truck tonight, should I leave him a bill?

Nope...

Leave holograms and buffer swirls! Revenge is a dish best served cold

[Calais]

Re: My brother was trying to kill me.

Nope...

Leave holograms and buffer swirls! Revenge is a dish best served cold

Or leave the wax to bake on in the summer sun. I think in that case the heat might help with revenge.

[Eddie6th]

Re: My brother was trying to kill me.

[FLINTstone]

Re: My brother was trying to kill me.

Or leave the wax to bake on in the summer sun. I think in that case the heat might help with revenge.

and spell your name in it before it hazes over!

[Calais]

Re: My brother was trying to kill me.

and spell your name in it before it hazes over!

I would draw some genitalia...

[dope92cc]

Re: My brother was trying to kill me.

You guys are on some sick stuff

[Underdawg736]

Re: My brother was trying to kill me.

Awww man what did the truck do to him???

You want revenge, wait till he's asleep, carefully place a Maxim magazine....or any other mag of your choosing, place said mag across his midsection with the cover facing up. Now grab some ScratchX or SwirlX and strategically place small amounts of the product on his dominate arm/hand, torso/abdomen, and magazine cover.

Observe how embarrising this may look for him, snap some pics, and let him be for the night. Hopefully he isn't a light sleeper.

ClearlyCoated nailed it.....Revenge is a dish best served COLD!

[Calais]

Re: My brother was trying to kill me.

Awww man what did the truck do to him???

You want revenge, wait till he's asleep, carefully place a Maxim magazine....or any other mag of your choosing, place said mag across his midsection with the cover facing up. Now grab some ScratchX or SwirlX and strategically place small amounts of the product on his dominate arm/hand, torso/abdomen, and magazine cover.

Observe how embarrising this may look for him, snap some pics, and let him be for the night. Hopefully he isn't a light sleeper.

ClearlyCoated nailed it.....Revenge is a dish best served COLD!

I like this one, only substitute Maxim for "Bodybuilder's Weekly" or something of that nature.

[Underdawg736]

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I like this one, only substitute Maxim for "Bodybuilder's Weekly" or something of that nature.

Hehehehe, yeah whatever has better shock value. When I was getting deployed overseas, we did this to everyone who crashed, everything from nudie mags to Better Homes and Gardens were used depending on who was getting it!

Fun times my friend...fun times.

[dope92cc]

Re: My brother was trying to kill me.

HAHA!!
Calias and Underdawg- you two are nuts.

Wouldn't work anyway. He's 26 and has his own house And his fiancé canceled his maxim subscription long ago. But he does sleep very heavily.

I can't get back at him. He let me try out my new toy on his baby. Too bad he wasn't interested in any paint correction. Don't blame him. Daily driver.
In fact he's about to let a couple drunk girls ride(YIKES!!!!!)

[Calais]

Re: My brother was trying to kill me.

HAHA!!
Calias and Underdawg- you two are nuts.

But he does sleep very heavily.

In fact he's about to let a couple drunk girls ride(YIKES!!!!!)

That's exactly what I would draw in his baked on wax.

I have more plans...

[Andy M.]

Re: My brother was trying to kill me.

I just want to remind everyone involved in this thread that the rules are being bent here a little bit. Lets keep it clean!

Andy M.
MOL Moderator

[Underdawg736]

Re: My brother was trying to kill me.

Wow my wife let me keep my subscription. Nuts? Nah, that's the very mild of pranks I do to people who either done one on me or just opened themselves up for nice little prank.

I like cars too much to cause more intentional harm on it, so that's why I always have a "plan b".

Sorry Andy.....It was a long day at work yesterday.